Eggjactly - Jackpot lyrics | Jackpot - Eggjactly lyrics

Saare jahaan se achcha
Can’t even afford a bloody kachchha.
I don’t that pasta indians sorry eggjactly..

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Jab rakshk apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
Whats that just check the wicket paiyya
Kya hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua? Kaise hua?
Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
Cut to the nintin fourty seven
Seven ab desh hoga heaven
Ding dong the bell
Splash in the well
Heaven hua popat
And now eleven hells
Bhagalpur, bofors, bhopal, lokpal
Gujarat, ayodhya, mumbai ka dekho haal
All is well, all is well

Ghanta…
Foreign scam, coalgate, cricket ho ya tail
Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
Politics, politics kya hai yeh khel
Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale

Hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge
Woh lende hum denge
Oye two g, three g
Itne saare kaand
Khulte hain jab kaand
Phat jaati hai…pant

What you thaughts
Commonwealth to dekho pat gayi hai
Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
Main bhi anna, main bhi anna, dum nahi hai
Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
Doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala
Rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala
Cable wala, film wala, motor wala,
Taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala
Jhoothe ka hai bol-bala
Kaam hai sara jhol wala
Jhol..jhol..hhol..jhol..

Khambhe se bijli churaate
Heroine ke pimple ko bhi
Dekho yeh headlight banaate
Paani mein hai doodh milaate
Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Rakshak apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Babes kitne minute ho gaye
Two and half minutes.
How the long should it be
Ten inches.
You bloody paavli kam.
I mean the songs.
Four and half minutes.
Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas.
Ek kaam karo
Yahaan ek music peice ghused do.
Sorry eggjactly ..

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Kab rakshak apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

It hurts by the heart
To say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat.
Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan,
Phir bhi mera bharat mahan.
But on the other hands
Ek imaandar to baaki hai.
Ummdde par duniya kayam hai.
Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai.
Sorry eggjactly ..